r/nottheonion

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Top posts this week

The 10 highest-scored posts from the last 7 days — ranking by real score over a week naturally filters out posts that got removed shortly after posting.

Post	Score	Posted
Kash Patel struggles to explain why bestiality was dropped as FBI disqualification	44940	3d ago
DOGE Initiative Resulted in Federal Employees Getting Paid Billions to Not Work, New Government Report Finds	19591	2d ago
‘I’m Black I Can’t Be Racist’: Minnesota Wendy’s Customer Draws Backlash After Allegedly Threatening to Call ICE on Hispanic Workers	14980	3d ago
Surrogate Learns From Reporters She's Carrying Billionaire's Baby Whose Ex Claims He Has 300 Children	11187	4d ago
'My Teacher Told Me Global Warming Is an Opinion': Missouri College Student Stunned After Quiz Rejects Global Warming as a 'Fact'	9162	6d ago
‘Protecting Women From Domestic Violence Is Too Woke’: Pennsylvania Republicans Slammed Over Votes Against Domestic Abuse Lock Protections	8994	7d ago
'Penises Disappearing' Rumours Spark Deadly Mob Attacks Across Africa, Leaving Over 80 Dead	8627	2d ago
Woman Strips Naked On American Airlines Flight, Engages In Indecent Acts; Arrested After Landing	7746	3d ago
Student suspended for bringing coffee to class in act of 'civil disobedience'	7574	3d ago
A Cop Searched 19,000 Flock Cameras Across 1,558 Cities. His Reason: ‘LMAO’	7461	3d ago

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curl "https://api.threadsnoop.com/v1/posts?subreddit=nottheonion&limit=25" \
  -H "x-api-key: ts_live_YOUR_KEY"

See /docs/posts for pagination, filtering with q=, and full response shape, or /docs/subreddits for the rules endpoint used above.

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